Kuso no hime;

deleteyourlife: i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:48:43 -0500

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

the-doctor-to-my-tardis: castielsvessal: queen-of-asgard-at-221...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:46:06 -0500

castielsvessal:

queen-of-asgard-at-221b:

deathlyhellos:

OH MY GOD.

HAHAHAHAHA NOOOFUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

fucK THIS FANDOM ITS BEEN TWO YEARS STOP GIVING ME FEELS

Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:43:52 -0500

Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.

i should be studying say what

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:43:50 -0500

i should be studying say what

how to look like a dumb 5 years old: pigtails and also like a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:38:00 -0500

how to look like a dumb 5 years old: pigtails

and also like a pornstar

but they dont look good with curly hair

cyclopette: grabs every pill and shoves them all in my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:18:51 -0500

cyclopette:

grabs every pill and shoves them all in my mouth

SPITS THE PINK ONE OUT IN DISGUST, DESTROYS EVERY PINK PILL

Some Harry Potter Facts.

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:13:23 -0500

Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.

joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:05:46 -0500

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:04:37 -0500

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

corrupted-teens: Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:01:59 -0500

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

snapchatting: romantic playlist for that special someone Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Pitbull...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:01:18 -0500

snapchatting:

romantic playlist for that special someone

Bring Me To Life - Evanescence

Pitbull just anything by Pitbull

Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)

a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe

Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”

hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:59:53 -0500

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:55:52 -0500

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:11:52 -0500

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:11:13 -0500

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:07:13 -0500

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

seekingvakarian: this week on tumblr: yahoo buying tumblr “bitch I might be” POKEMON FUSION

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:06:07 -0500

seekingvakarian:

this week on tumblr:

yahoo buying tumblr

“bitch I might be”

POKEMON FUSION

peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:05:06 -0500

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:04:33 -0500

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

fuckoffcats: THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:56:36 -0500

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE