i keep comparing those butt comparison pictures and everytime im like “good job butt you’ve done great improvements this year”

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

but they’re somehow vulgar and … slutty?

but theyre really nice heeelpppp

thegestianpoet:

how could anyone get mad at me for liking girls have you SEEN girls they are ATTRACTIVE

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

paging-doctorfaggot:

paging-doctorfaggot:

it is 11:15 pm and there is a god damn dog barking outside

never mind it was my dog

say hi to cat

without glasses my eyesight goes from 720p to 240p in 0.265 seconds

fatwink:

wait so you guys follow people other than me ? ? lol wtf

msynergy:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk. 

frenchsfries:

things to look forward to in the summer

• shirtless boy
• sHirTlEsS bOys
• sHIRTLESS BOYFS
• SHIRTELSL   EBOYS
• no school

themadcaplaughs1970:

mrs—lovett:

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

i laughed way too hard at this

changed icon idk